was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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