put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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