I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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