Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
