Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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