I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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