Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
