I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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