You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you win again, gameday.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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