Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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