I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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