WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she peed on how many people?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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