just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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