What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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