My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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