Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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