belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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