i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want to make out with him forever
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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