I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
no you cant smoke seaweed
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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