I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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