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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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