He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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