Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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