There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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