I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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