Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So many bounce houses so little time
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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