Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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