she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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