Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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