he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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