so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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