But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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