i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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