Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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