i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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