awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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