I just made out with a guy for $7.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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