It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I need water and some morals
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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