I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
