she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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