so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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