they need to just BURY HIM!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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