I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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