i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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