Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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