Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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