I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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