Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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