DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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