I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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