Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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